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Hasbro Castrates Mr. from Potato Head

The classic toy, Mr. Potato Head, is now gender-neutral as the toy company, Hasbro, rebrands the product for their “Hasbro Investor Day.”

The Associated Press reported, “Hasbro, the company that makes the potato-shaped plastic toy, is giving the spud a gender-neutral new name: Potato Head. The change will appear on boxes this year.”

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They also wrote, Hasbro said the 70-year-old toy needed a “modern makeover.”

Some conservatives mocked the presumed “woke” direction Hasbro took on Twitter.

The founder and Editor Emeritus of the Daily Wire, Ben Shapiro, tweeted, “Bigotry ANNIHILATED.”

New York Young Republican Club President, Gavin Wax, took the opportunity to compare CNN Anchor, Brian Stelter, to Potato Head “itself.”

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