Dear Leader Doesn’t Like Mullets or Skinny Jeans

To combat Western Civilization, North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong-un, banned skinny jeans and mullets.

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Kim wrote in the  North Korean newspaper, The Rondong Sinmun, “We must be wary of even the slightest sign of the capitalistic lifestyle and fight to get rid of them.”

“History teaches us a crucial lesson that a country can become vulnerable and eventually collapse like a damp wall regardless of its economic and defense power if we do not hold on to our own lifestyle,” he continued.

The North Korean government is also cracking down on music coming from South Korean K-pop bands, ripped jeans, and nose and lip piercings.


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