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Harris Uses Luxury Jewelry As Distraction During Failed Debate Performance

In the wake of what can only be labeled as a disastrous performance of Donald Trump in his debate with Kamala Harris on Tuesday night, his team, alongside die-hard supporters, struggled to cobble together poorly fabricated allegations. Allegedly, the moderators of the event, ABC representatives David Muir and Linsey Davis, were biased towards Harris. They accused the fact-checking process of being haphazard and unexpected. Moreover, they claimed the selection and omission of certain topics were all distastefully done.

Another outrageously baseless accusation the group offered was that Harris, quite like a character straight from an international spy novel, resorted to ‘smart audio’-enabled earrings to clandestinely communicate with her debate team during the course of the night. Showcasing an attire featuring a sober dark pantsuit complemented by an ivory pussybow blouse, the accessory that apparently became the center of the attention were the earrings Harris opted to wear.

The said earrings, showcasing a design featuring chunky gold and pearls, were recognized as part of luxury jewelry brand Tiffany’s ‘HardWear’ collection. Harris had in the past adorned these earrings, and was spotted wearing them yet again the following Wednesday morning at a 9/11 memorial ceremony in New York City. While being a rather eye-catching accessory, a pair of these ‘HardWearDouble Pearl Hinged Earrings in Sterling Silver’ typically fetches an amount of $800 at retail.

Contrary to the baseless speculations of the pro-Trump camp, the design of these earrings, as fetching as they were, did not feature in gold. Even more crucial to note, the earrings did not contain any form of wearable tech features, utterly debunking the unfounded accusations. Regardless, the relentless MAGA crowd chose a different path of injustice.

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With an insatiable appetite to deride and demean, they misidentified the earrings. Harris’ Tiffany jewelry, instead, was labeled as NOVA H1 Audio Earrings, another product manufactured by the German tech/design company – Icebach Sound Solutions. This is a brand that indeed incorporates wireless sound capabilities into their ornamental products.

Icebach, in a description on their business website, revealed their unique patented out-of-ear hearing technology – Directional Sound. This cutting-edge tech is discretely concealed within a freshwater pearl that’s conveniently attached to a silver or gold-plated clip. Much to the disappointment of the far-fetched conspiracy theorists, the manufacture of NOVA H1 earrings had been halted due to non-availability of stock.

Iversen, a noteworthy figure from Icebach, confirmed that their company is indeed in search of investors to scale up the production of these unique audio-enabled earrings. Taking a personal jab at Trump, Iversen expressed his thoughts rather humorously, implying that the ‘choice of color (of Trump’s skin) is a bit challenging, as orange does not go well with a lot of colors.’